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Big Smelly Hippy

$ 20.00

About This Beard Oil:

If you like having a beard but don't like being able to use it as a scouring pad, you need beard oil. It's not just good for the hair on your face, it's also good for the skin underneath. Healthy skin is key to a healthy beard.
This beard oil is made by hand in small batches and actually tested on live animals against their will. Obviously by live animals we're referring to our friends and by against their will we mean they beg us for free stuff. These GWAR oils are no different. Always bottled, capped and labelled while listening to GWAR by a Bohab or two.
Our ingredients are expensive, we pay too much for quality packaging and have way too much fun with weird ideas. Because of this, you're always getting something awesome. Not white labeled oils from a factory in China.


Grab some granola and lube up that crumb dumpster with this surprisingly fresh smelling beard oil crafted from the finest organic bullshit like lemon grass, basil and patchouli.
It's not soap, so hippies can use it too.


Lemon and Basil with an overtone of Patchouli


Grapeseed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argon Oil, Borage Oil and Essential Oils

Size: 30ml

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