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Blothar's Berserker Sauce

$ 20.00

About This Beard Oil:

If you like having a beard but don't like being able to use it as a scouring pad, you need beard oil. It's not just good for the hair on your face, it's also good for the skin underneath. Healthy skin is key to a healthy beard.
This beard oil is made by hand in small batches and actually tested on live animals against their will. Obviously by live animals we're referring to our friends and by against their will we mean they beg us for free stuff. These GWAR oils are no different. Always bottled, capped and labelled while listening to GWAR by a Bohab or two.
Our ingredients are expensive, we pay too much for quality packaging and have way too much fun with weird ideas. Because of this, you're always getting something awesome. Not white labeled oils from a factory in China. 


The only beard oil to transcend time, keeping even the most brutal warriors beard soft and cuddly throughout a millennia.
When you've seen genocide so many times, you just want something nice god dammit! Like beard oil that smells of Siberian fir, Black Pepper and roses.


Piney and Herbal. Manly AF.


Grapeseed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argon Oil, Borage Oil and Essential Oils

Size: 30ml

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