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Nitro Burning Funny Beard

$ 20.00

About This Beard Oil:

If you like having a beard but don't like being able to use it as a scouring pad, you need beard oil. It's not just good for the hair on your face, it's also good for the skin underneath. Healthy skin is key to a healthy beard.
This beard oil is made by hand in small batches and actually tested on live animals against their will. Obviously by live animals we're referring to our friends and by against their will we mean they beg us for free stuff. These GWAR oils are no different. Always bottled, capped and labelled while listening to GWAR by a Bohab or two.
Our ingredients are expensive, we pay too much for quality packaging and have way too much fun with weird ideas. Because of this, you're always getting something awesome. Not white labeled oils from a factory in China.


As ridiculously delicious as the name is... well.. Ridiculous.
Enough citrus in this one to cover up the stench coming out of that hair covered bong hole on your adorable little face.
Made with lime, grapefruit, sweet orange, lemon, neroli, black pepper and pine needle essential oils.


Citrus Skins, Grapefruit Juice and Pine


Grapeseed Oil, Jojoba Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Argon Oil, Borage Oil and Essential Oils

Size: 30ml

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